I will be your FINAL HOPE

Character: Souma Haruto
Series: Kamen Rider Wizard
Character Age: ~23
Job: Professor of Donuts Against the Dark Arts

Canon: During a solar eclipse, a ritual was held in which humans with higher than normal amounts of magical energy inside of them, known as Gates, were gathered into one place. Once there, they were driven to utter despair in order to birth monsters called Phantoms from the magic inside their bodies. However, not all proceeded as planned. Two people managed to escape this fate and were given the task of protecting humanity by the mysterious White Mage. He left behind a transformation belt and a few parting words to them both, telling them that their only path was to fight against Phantoms and ensure that no new ones are born.

One of these survivors is Souma Haruto, the owner of said transformation belt. This belt allows him to transform into Kamen Rider Wizard, whose catchphrase is “It’s showtime”. He's a bit cocky and usually thinks that he knows best or better than the people around him. He’s also a tad playful and enjoys using his spells on other people for small pranks. He’s the type of guy you can count on because he’s straightforward and true to himself no matter what. He honestly believes that he can be the final hope to everyone he meets. It's this faith in himself that gets him through many trials and tribulations, and his strength is only outmatched by his kindness. Need a mage? Then he's your guy to call. But be sure to bring some plain sugar donuts because he’s got a fixation on them. Remember: plain sugar only. Any other flavour is vetoed.

Sample Entry:

Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Oh? Is it showtime already? Then let's get started; I'm Souma Haruto and I’m a mage. Now before you get started, I’m not Harry Potter or any sort of ripoff of him. In fact, I’m apparently some sort of professor for this camp now. It’s not something I signed up for, but let’s talk a little more about me instead. My dream for now is to defeat monsters. I also like plain sugar donuts and short walks on the beach. Well, I guess that last part isn't really true. Maybe I should change it to something else. What do you even put down for something like this anyway? Eh, let's just keep it the way it is.

Why are you joining our happy community?
I just said it, didn’t I? I’m now your Professor of Donuts Against the Dark Arts. I’ve always believed donuts were magic and this is just the way to prove it. So don’t worry about anything, I’m here to show you how to make that magic happen. Lessons start Monday, I'll be waiting for you right by this sign here . . .

Camp Fuck You Die, huh? Does the comma come before the 'you' or the 'die'?

What do you expect from the campers here?
First, I expect them to know how to make donuts and if they can’t then they should learn. If I have to, I’ll use my position as professor to make them learn. I’m not even talking about the fancy ones with the jelly filling or chocolate mousse. I’m talking about plain sugar donuts. This is non-negotiable. Plain splenda donuts just don’t have the same taste, okay?

Next question, please.

Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
That depends on the example. For instance, the monsters dragging their limbs around while moaning about brains! I find them a bit strange, but it’s not the strangest or even most nauseating thing I’ve seen. But do I get squeamish at the sight of mayonnaise on a plain sugar donut? Yes. I’m pretty sure doing that goes against everything good and holy in this world.

Do you find these questions increasingly unnerving? Why/Why not?
This kind of feels like the time I got arrested. I had this cop ask me dozens of questions, which just ended up distracting me from the real problem, and that was the monster in the actual police station pretending to be human. The more you know. So, are you sure you want me to finish this survey? Or should I get my belt out now in preparation for monsters?

If there was a good dog and a criminal both hanging from a cliff and you could only save one, which would you save and why?
I’m pretty sure this is a choose one and not both question, but I’m a mage and anything’s possible where I’m concerned. So I’d use a spell to save them both. Why? Because they both have a right to live. For all you know, the criminal could turn away from a life of crime after escaping death’s jaws.

Do you have any deep personal traumas you might inexplicably be compelled to share in this questionnaire? Please describe.
That’s actually a pretty long story with at least three parts to it. I think I’ll end this showtime for now and leave you hanging for a bit. I’ve got to keep something for later, after all.

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