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[plainsugar]

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You seriously ask for it sometimes.

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[trollininthedeep]

Call it a long story.

[plainsugar]

Oh?

[trollininthedeep]

Mostly a year of being very familiar with each others bodies and her hating what I wear daily and will use her knowledge to give me clothes that will look good on me and then drag me to stuff like this to show it off.

[plainsugar]

Is she your beard?

[trollininthedeep]

My what?

[plainsugar]

Your beard.

[trollininthedeep]

You really do need to remember once in a while that I'm not from this planet so you have to elaborate more than that.

[plainsugar]

A fake girlfriend to make you seem less gay.

[trollininthedeep]

No.

[plainsugar]

Then?

[trollininthedeep]

Then nothing. It is what it is.

[plainsugar]

So you're not interested in her?

[trollininthedeep]

Not really.

[plainsugar]

Not really isn't a no.

[trollininthedeep]

Well, if there was no chance of death, then I'd consider it. But since there isn't, fine, the answer is no.

[plainsugar]

Oh? So you're scared of her.

[trollininthedeep]

No.

[plainsugar]

You're being confusing.

[trollininthedeep]

You're the one going back and forth trying to ask if I'm in a relationship of sorts with her or if I'm gay.

[plainsugar]

I'm a curious guy.

[trollininthedeep]

You couldn't be curious about something more interesting?

[plainsugar]

Like what?

[trollininthedeep]

I remember you being curious before on why the samurai hate me.

[plainsugar]

Do tell.

[trollininthedeep]

To be fair, they never liked me to begin with. They were told to avoid me despite the fact that I had no idea who they were. It was a constantly building resentment that ended up boiling over thanks to camp.